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Beer and pizza with @berniee42 is all I wanted for my birthday and here we are 😍🍺🍕❤️ (at Lost Province)

Beer and pizza with @berniee42 is all I wanted for my birthday and here we are 😍🍺🍕❤️ (at Lost Province)

burgerkid:

when you do something wrong but you were only trying to helpimage

supermortalwhopotterlock:

#and he never forgave #and he never forgot

(Source: hannily)

skankydepphead:

historiajpg:

so i was looking up news about Pirates 5 and

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Johnny Depp is the only cast member listed

johnny depp is every role

just johnny depp

for everyone

just

johnny

only 

johnny 

e t e r n a l  j o h n n y

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paradoxical-mystery:

veganrocket:

DID YOU GUYS KNOW THERE IS A BIKER GANG CALLED RESCUE INK THAT BREAKS UP DOGFIGHTING RINGS, CONFRONTS ANIMAL ABUSERS, CONFISCATES NEGLECTED ANIMALS AND INVESTIGATES STOLEN ANIMALS

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YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT THIS BADASSERY HERE

GODS BLESS THIS BADASS AWESOME DUDES

(Source: )

My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.

- Ashleigh Brilliant (via feellng)

whatsupd0c:

If you can laugh with your girl during sex then you found a keeper.

bagmilk:

frightn:

tutors are just education prostitutes

prostitutor

(Source: frightn)

Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”

- don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

(Source: helenaoftroy)

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school

[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit

Writing isn’t the same as speaking, I struggle with conversation.

- Alex Turner (via wordsthat-speak)

  • Fuckboy: i love you
  • Me: are you rich?
  • Fuckboy: no.....
  • Me: ✔ Seen 8:34

wilwheaton:

fayedaniels:

blackgirlsrpretty2:

it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “losing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.

And boys need to be taught to respect the girls.